Kathie Dart

Hi, I'm Kathie Dart. I am a software engineer, sysadmin and blogger.

My blog describes my thoughts and latest releases of my projects.

You can contact me via email, Facebook or twitter.


I am a software engineer. I usually code in Javascript these days, and occasionally the odd bit of PHP.

At my previous jobs I've worked with companies like Mitsubishi, Mobile Fun, CANDDi and Chadex.

You can also hire me for the development of your website or project.

For the community

I attend Linux User Groups, where and when I can.

I am a radio ham!


I love coffee and port.

I am transgender and am trying to get HRT for this. I still have stuff out there with my old name on.

I enjoy maths, physics and computer science, and some of my favourite YouTube channels are Numberphile and Vsauce.

I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome at an early age.

I am a collector of hats, and I own a small topper, a lightbulb bowler, a sombrero, a bucket hat and my pope hat for ceremonies (see below).

I like first-person shooters. My favourites are Quake and Cube 2: Sauerbraten. I'm also a big fan of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

My favourite GNU/Linux distro at the moment is Kubuntu but my all-time favourite operating system is RISC OS.

Podcast-wise, I listen to Hour of Slack and used to listen to Linux Outlaws before it shut down in December of 2014 (beautifully spoofed on Uncyclopedia.

I enjoy prog rock, heavy metal, ambient and classical music,and also create my own experimental music (see below).

I also enjoy discordant and nonsensical commentary.

I am a follower of the teachings of Eris and "Bob" (although I am yet to be ordained).


I have created a few pieces of music and a lot of sound effects. Here are a few from my Experimental album I created before 2009 (all CC-BY-SA ):

Gothic Orchestra, which I am most proud of so far and enjoy its chords, and has been compared to a demo piece:


Shall It Be: moody ambient noise, for sound effects, game music or incidental:


Swim Deep (take 1): another moody ambient piece, whose effects reminded me of water:


Personal code projects

I have built/am building and run the following projects personally, under my old name:

PComm: a free software communication programme

Project Chaplin: a free software video sharing system

Omegcli: a Node-based CLI for Omegle

Autopache: auto vhost setup for Apache

Bibud: a now-discontinued web-based desktop

DartComm: a communications programme written in CoffeeScript

See my GitHub for other projects.

Code Demos

I am somewhat proud of the following small demos:

Equation Sounds: a demo for sounds generated by equations

Movesic: an attempt to make a webcam theremin

Gravity: a set of gravity simulators

Jammin: a Jamendo streamer

FPS: a set of 3D and wireframe FPS demos written using maths in CoffeeScript

Anglo: a silly little wordoid generator

Gwallgofrwydd: a pointless, silly Linux distro

DanOS: a hobby x86 assembler OS

DanOS32: a 32-bit version in order to teach me C

Code contributions

I have contributed to the following open source project:

DDate: the Discordian date tool

Commissioned Coding Work

I have worked on the following websites and projects professionally:

SoAmpli: social media amplification

Viewex: increasing ad revenue.

CANDDi: smart web analytics

MobileFun: phones and mobile accessories

Gamingzap: gaming accessories

Gearzap: digital accessories

Rattray Mosaics: Somerset-based mosaic artist

Shepton Mallet Digital Arts Festival

Somerset School of Oriental Healing Arts